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Thoughts On My UterusIn a past life, I must have been a man. A chauvinist, at that. Or perhaps just an idiot, to deserve the curse of a uterus.Thoughts On My Uterus
Endometrium spasms are actually just monthly attempts at conversation: "Hello, just dropping by to remind you that you are shedding your uterine lining so that one day, oh my dear, nine months after a few moments of brief --oh yes, very brief, all too brief-- pleasure, you will have the added joy (and isn't it magical?) of forcibly expelling a screaming, seething, none-too-happy ball of human life from your cervix." &nbs
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"hypocrisy is the resin that holds together the plywood of life...."-scott meyer
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